If I'm not on tour, I can run down to the comedy club and do a little stand-up. If you're an actor, you can't go - I guess there's forms of it.

Life's too short to be an asshole, as an employer or as an employee.

I do have very deep, fond memories of my family in Mexico City, but I also remember feeling funny for not speaking English - I was basically an immigrant. But I picked up the language fast and soon I knew that I wanted to be a writer.

I don't have a brother in real life.

Credibility lasts about two cycles of bad material, and then you'll probably never get it back. If you let people down, that's really hard to come back from - harder than climbing from nothing to something, even.

People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not.

I've been having a lot of trouble sleeping as we all should. I dunno. You don't live that long. It doesn't matter.