I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky; I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat.

I find that when people laugh really hard, it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered. That's my payoff.

When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.

People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not.

To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.

I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.

When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant, and you sort of get a list from her every day, and you do, you know, you run down the list, and it feels very much like a chore. And a lot of fathers live in kind of an avoidance. They sit on the toilet for several hours a day... Oh, honey, it took me 40 minutes to go to the post office... But once you become a dad without the mom there, you have to take it all on, and you sort of activate male skills that you didn't know you could apply to fatherhood.