When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.
Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed a four-year-old? Take it on!
If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.
I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.
I know I'm getting old because there will be times when I'm not even doing anything and I'll think, 'I need to go wipe my ass right now.'
I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing. But my kids love me. Go figure.