Someday, one of your friends is gonna get divorced, it's gonna happen, and they're gonna tell you. Don't go, 'ohhhh I'm sorry.' That's a stupid thing to say. First of all you're making 'em feel bad for being really happy, which isn't fair. And second of all: divorce is always good news. I know that sounds weird, but it's true, because no good marriage has ever ended in divorce. It's really that simple.

I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them - that's just the way I am they make me feel good about who I am.

I'm not raising the children, I'm raising the grown ups that they're going to be.

I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.

Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.

People are always fighting for attention with things now because there's so much content. Actually, if you don't tell people stuff - you just keep your mouth shut - you don't have to whisper it, you just don't yell. Take the bullhorn off your mouth and it's a secret.

I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're going to be taken through.