A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.

The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.

There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.

There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I hate you.' But to me, it's more interesting to say, 'What is this person like and how do they really think?'

Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.

If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.

If you think everything you've done is great, you're probably dumb.