Here's how my brain works: It's stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then further analysis.

For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I'm making plenty of money.

You ever go to shop for tuna, and it says "dolphin safe", and you look at it and kind of go, "Yeah, but"-like somehow you think it's not going to be as good? Like, "I want to do the right thing-but it's probably kind of bland without the dolphin."

I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing. But my kids love me. Go figure.

Either I'll never get rich from the show but remain intensely proud of the work and stand behind every second of it, or it catches on and I'll make my money down the road.

Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.

You're a tourist in sexual perversion. I'm a prisoner there.