You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They're mean, man. They're cold and very cool-oriented.

A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.

The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better.

A lot of the struggle I had with movies is I really loved moments and tones and feelings in a scene, and I loved creating those, but I never really had great stories to string them together.

The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don't look in your neighbor's bowl to see if you have as much as them.

Bill Gates has 90 billion dollars ... If I had 90 billion dollars, I wouldn't have it for long because I would just dream of all the crazy stuff I could do with it. This guy, 90 billion dollars. He could buy every baseball team and make them all wear dresses and still have 88 billion dollars.

I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot that way.