You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They're mean, man. They're cold and very cool-oriented.

You have to do a show as honestly as you can. But you also can't afford skepticism, because it's preparing for failure, which is useless.

You would never do stand-up without an audience. I mean, no one would even consider it. It's like they're the instrument you're playing.

I love comedians. They're my community.

I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system.

Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue.

A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.