You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They're mean, man. They're cold and very cool-oriented.

People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a bunch of people used to die on the way there, have a baby, you would end up with a whole different group of people by the time you got there. Now you watch a movie and [go to the toilet] and you're home.

I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head.

I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do.

When I see two guys kissing, I'm like, how come I can't kiss one of those guys? They look like they're having a good time.

I've been having a lot of trouble sleeping as we all should. I dunno. You don't live that long. It doesn't matter.

I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system.