I love being divorced. Every year has been better than the last. By the way, I'm not saying don't get married. If you meet somebody, fall in love and get married. Then get divorced. Because that's the best part. Divorce is forever! It really actually is. Marriage is for how long you can hack it. But divorce just gets stronger like a piece of oak. Nobody ever says 'oh, my divorce is falling apart, it's over, I can't take it.'

It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.

I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.

I've been having a lot of trouble sleeping as we all should. I dunno. You don't live that long. It doesn't matter.

When you're young as a comic, you don't have a lot of leverage.

Expensive quality work doesn't cost more - it pays.

All talking is good, negative and positive. Stabbing is bad; talking is good.