Life is full of horrible mistakes.

If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the new one? I hate this thing.

Working in TV and navigating success is a tricky thing. It's easier to navigate the hard work of starting out because you just do anything they let you do, but once you get into an orbit, after the thrusters have pushed you into the orbit, now you have to navigate that orbit. There's no choices when you're starting out. You're just like, "Please, let me do anything." But then it turns around and it's like, "We'll let you do anything".

I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.

Sorry - Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt.

I am really tired of looking at my hips. I'm seriously really tired of standing naked in the mirror and staring at my hips for hours and hours while muttering, "You hips. You hips need to get it together."

I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.