Life is full of horrible mistakes.

I was driving in Manhattan. There's traffic, nobody's moving... The guy behind me is honking just at me. He kept yelling at me. I decided that I'm gonna argue with this guy, but I'm gonna argue about something else. I'm not having his argument; I'm having mine. So, he's like, 'Go!' And I go, 'Well give me back my jacket!' And he stopped. I was like, 'Yeah, you got my jacket! Give it back! I said you could borrow it, not have it! You're stretching it out, you fat pig! Give it back, now!' He got back in his car, and he locked his doors.

I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.

There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say.

It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.

A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.

I don't have sex drive... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'.