To me, art supplies are always okay to buy.

My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!

Credibility lasts about two cycles of bad material, and then you'll probably never get it back. If you let people down, that's really hard to come back from - harder than climbing from nothing to something, even.

You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience.

Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood; it will give it to you.

To me, comedies are usually the least funny movies. Movies that are actually a comedy are usually not all that funny. To me Goodfellas and Raging Bull are two of the funniest movies I ever saw.

Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.’