To me, art supplies are always okay to buy.

I could never sit down and write jokes.

The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.

I look around, pretty much 100% of the people driving are texting. And they're killing, everybody's murdering each other with their cars. But people are willing to risk taking a life and ruining their own because they don't want to be alone for a second because it's so hard.

We have white people problems in America. You know what that is? That's when your life is amazing, so you just make stuff up to get worried about.

I find that when people laugh really hard, it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered. That's my payoff.

I grew up in a generation that had exponential technological advances.