To me, art supplies are always okay to buy.

You know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.

Everything that's difficult you should be able to laugh about.

I ate too much and masturbated too recently, you know? It's bad to like jerk off and run out the door, 'cause you run into somebody. "Oh, she knows..." You got to take some time alone to process the shame.

I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.

You have to do a show as honestly as you can. But you also can't afford skepticism, because it's preparing for failure, which is useless.

I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.