It's hard having kids because it's boring... It's just being with them on the floor while they be children. They read Clifford the Big Red Dog to you at a rate of 50 minutes a page, and you have to sit there and be horribly proud and bored at the same time.

I've started to kind of hate people, and it's not because I have anything against them. It's just, I enjoy it. It's recreation.

The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.

Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through, if they survive it, they come out very confident people.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out.

Sorry - Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt.

You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They're mean, man. They're cold and very cool-oriented.