I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.

When I was a kid there was a show called 'Holmes & Yo-Yo' about a robot cop. I LOVED that show and I think it only lasted like three episodes.

Performing comedy, you develop a rhythm of ideas and laughs. I live for it.

Expensive quality work doesn't cost more - it pays.

I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing. But my kids love me. Go figure.

I've started to kind of hate people, and it's not because I have anything against them. It's just, I enjoy it. It's recreation.

When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I'm like, maybe we need that. Maybe we need some time where we're walking around with a donkey with pots clanging on the sides.