I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.

You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't something that you possess, it's something that you take part in and witness.

I read something in the paper that really confused me the other day. It said that 80 percent of the people in New York are minorities. Shouldn't you not call them minorities when they get to be 80 percent of the population? That's a very white attitude, don't you think? I mean, you could take a white guy to Africa and he'd be like 'Look at all the minorities around here! I'm the only majority.'

Look at all the minorities around here! I'm the only majority.

Misery is wasted on the miserable.

Perception is created and twisted so quickly.

To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.