I love comedians. They're my community.
The only road to doing good shows, is doing bad shows.
I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of grades in high school.
Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house.
Sorry - Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt.
There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.