There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say.

There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.

I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.

I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.

When you're young as a comic, you don't have a lot of leverage.

I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff.

There's no such thing as a cheap laugh.