I love stand-up more than anything, and I'm so happy to have found a way to use it in the show.
Life is full of horrible mistakes.
There's no such thing as a cheap laugh.
Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two.
You ever go to shop for tuna, and it says "dolphin safe", and you look at it and kind of go, "Yeah, but"-like somehow you think it's not going to be as good? Like, "I want to do the right thing-but it's probably kind of bland without the dolphin."
I like all ladies of all different ages.