Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue.

I love stand-up more than anything, and I'm so happy to have found a way to use it in the show.

Television for a child creates such a high bar of stimulus that nothing else competes. A beautiful day is absolute crap to a kid who watches tv.

I've always got the road. Stand-up makes you so autonomous and self-sufficient that it really helps with that part of show business.

I've started to kind of hate people, and it's not because I have anything against them. It's just, I enjoy it. It's recreation.

Some people think it's demeaning to victims if you ever say anything out-loud about sexual abuse of children. I don't know if that's true.

Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.