The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better.
Louis C. K.I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of grades in high school.
Louis C. K.I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.
Louis C. K.The part that's difficult is being single, at 41, after 10 years of marriage and two kids. That's like having a bunch of money in a currency of a country that doesn't exist anymore.
Louis C. K.How do women still go out with guys, when you consider the fact that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the number one threat to women. Globally and historically, we're the number one cause of injury and mayhem to women... You know what our number one threat is? Heart disease.
Louis C. K.