Technically, I've learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance.

Maybe God is an asshole...of course not, he's not an asshole, he's imaginary.

It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.

I find that when people laugh really hard, it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered. That's my payoff.

Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.

When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the TV back on and don't get any sleep.

It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.