One time, I threw a candy wrapper on the street. I was with a friend who said to me, You just littered on the street! Don't you care about the environment? And I thought about it, and I said, You know what? This isn't the environment. This is New York City. New York City is not the environment. New York City is a giant piece of litter. Next to Mexico City, it's the shittiest piece of litter in the world. Just a pussy, runny, smokin', stinkin' piece of litter.
Louis C. K.Sorry - Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt.
Louis C. K.We have white people problems in America. You know what that is? That's when your life is amazing, so you just make stuff up to get worried about.
Louis C. K.