If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people.

Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed a four-year-old? Take it on!

I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.

Some people think it's demeaning to victims if you ever say anything out-loud about sexual abuse of children. I don't know if that's true.

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'

I'm not raising the children, I'm raising the grown ups that they're going to be.

Everything is amazing and nobody is happy