If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people.

I don't know if you've ever had just five dollars in the bank, but I've found that if that's all you have, you can't get it out.

My show is sort of a short-film anthology, and I'm able to tell little stories that don't necessarily carry a whole episode in terms of narrative. I like the audience not being sure what they're getting. I think it's more fun to watch something when you're discovering it as you go along.

The ability to just sit there. That's being a person.

I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.

I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about.

My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!