If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people.

When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.

Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.

You’ll be fine. You’re 25. Feeling [unsure] and lost is part of your path. Don’t avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it. take a breath. You’ll be okay. Even if you don’t feel okay all the time.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.

I do love standup. I love comedians. They're my community. Also, because I know so many of them, I know the value of them. I know what they can do.