If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people.

Either I'll never get rich from the show but remain intensely proud of the work and stand behind every second of it, or it catches on and I'll make my money down the road.

I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.

The Jackass movies are honestly some of the best movies I've ever seen. I laugh so hard at them. Those guys are geniuses. If they had grown up with a different group of people, they could've been performance artists at Bard College, and people would be writing papers about them.

I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.

All these words we use, anybody can be a genius now. It used to be you had to have a thought no one ever had before or you had to invent a number. Now, it’s like, “Hey, I’ve got a cup in case we need another cup.” “Dude, you’re a genius!”

It's just a big excuse to say awful things.