I know I'm getting old because there will be times when I'm not even doing anything and I'll think, 'I need to go wipe my ass right now.'

I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.

Life is full of horrible mistakes.

Life's too short to be an asshole, as an employer or as an employee.

The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of grades in high school.