I grew up in a generation that had exponential technological advances.

If the whole country had to have the same conversation that was safe for everybody, it would be a pretty awful place to live. There wouldn't be a conversation.

The Jackass movies are honestly some of the best movies I've ever seen. I laugh so hard at them. Those guys are geniuses. If they had grown up with a different group of people, they could've been performance artists at Bard College, and people would be writing papers about them.

You have to be really tenacious. You have to keep at it. There are many roads to get there. If you can get yourself into Harvard, that's a good way to go, because every Harvard graduating class, the agencies come trolling around and they'll look for you. So if you go to Harvard, you'll get found there.

Stand-up is probably the most solo performance in art.

There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.

I've always got the road. Stand-up makes you so autonomous and self-sufficient that it really helps with that part of show business.