It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

I don't have sex drive... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'.

When I see two guys kissing, I'm like, how come I can't kiss one of those guys? They look like they're having a good time.

Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it.

Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.’

I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...

When people are getting richer and richer but they're not actually producing anything, it can't end well.