I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.

When you write from your gut and let the stuff stay flawed and don't let anybody tell you to make it better, it can end up looking like nothing else.

I like all ladies of all different ages.

I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from.

If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the new one? I hate this thing.

If you think everything you've done is great, you're probably dumb.

Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?