I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.

I don't have a brother in real life.

I would rather be with my kids than anybody else.

I killed my Facebook page years ago because time clicking around is just dead time. Your brain isn't resting and it isn't doing. I think people have to get their heads around this thing. All this unmitigated input is hurting folks.

All talking is good, negative and positive. Stabbing is bad; talking is good.

Someday, one of your friends is gonna get divorced, it's gonna happen, and they're gonna tell you. Don't go, 'ohhhh I'm sorry.' That's a stupid thing to say. First of all you're making 'em feel bad for being really happy, which isn't fair. And second of all: divorce is always good news. I know that sounds weird, but it's true, because no good marriage has ever ended in divorce. It's really that simple.

My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people.