Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.

I grew up in a generation that had exponential technological advances.

If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the new one? I hate this thing.

To me, comedies are usually the least funny movies. Movies that are actually a comedy are usually not all that funny. To me Goodfellas and Raging Bull are two of the funniest movies I ever saw.

I don't know if you've ever had just five dollars in the bank, but I've found that if that's all you have, you can't get it out.

Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.

I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.