Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.

Perception is created and twisted so quickly.

Television for a child creates such a high bar of stimulus that nothing else competes. A beautiful day is absolute crap to a kid who watches tv.

When I was a kid there was a show called 'Holmes & Yo-Yo' about a robot cop. I LOVED that show and I think it only lasted like three episodes.

I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them - that's just the way I am they make me feel good about who I am.

You ever go to shop for tuna, and it says "dolphin safe", and you look at it and kind of go, "Yeah, but"-like somehow you think it's not going to be as good? Like, "I want to do the right thing-but it's probably kind of bland without the dolphin."

There's no such thing as a cheap laugh.