Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.

Maybe God is an asshole...of course not, he's not an asshole, he's imaginary.

I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat.

The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better.

Credibility lasts about two cycles of bad material, and then you'll probably never get it back. If you let people down, that's really hard to come back from - harder than climbing from nothing to something, even.

Sadness is poetic. You're lucky to live sad moments. When you let yourself be sad, your body has antibodies. It has happiness that comes rushing in to meet the sadness.

I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them - that's just the way I am they make me feel good about who I am.