I don't know if you've ever had just five dollars in the bank, but I've found that if that's all you have, you can't get it out.
Louis C. K.We have white people problems in America. You know what that is? That's when your life is amazing, so you just make stuff up to get worried about.
Louis C. K.I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat.
Louis C. K.