...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new set of difficulties.

You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't something that you possess, it's something that you take part in and witness.

To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.

I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.

I watch a lot of sports. But when I'm not working, I'm with my daughters every chance I get.

There's no way you ask Sean Penn a question and then, you're gonna be HUGE !

Everybody is different. Some comedy is more musical like Steven Wright. His is a pillar of comedy to me. He invented a whole form and all his jokes are poems. So it's different. I wanted to do it like George Carlin. Now I do it like me.