...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new set of difficulties.

If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you

When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant, and you sort of get a list from her every day, and you do, you know, you run down the list, and it feels very much like a chore.

I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.

When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.'

You know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.

I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.