I was in a hotel room in Dallas, and I was jerking off so much and so sadly and pathetically, that the phone rang, and I thought it's them, they're complaining. ... "Sir, could you please stop?"

Black people have slavery. And white people have our own thing-stuff we went though that hurt us that we have to cope with. Like when they took our slaves away. That was really hard for us. So it's pretty even.

If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people.

You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't something that you possess, it's something that you take part in and witness.

Friends should always tell you the truth. But please don’t.

Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.

I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.