If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the new one? I hate this thing.

Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it.

Plenty of crazy people in New York. There are so many crazy people here, I think it's like one out of every one person is completely out of their mind.

I can't just sit on my daughter's bed and just say 'n---' all night and then put her to sleep. I just ain't gonna do that... I told the girls that these boys are racists, and they're not nice boys. But I think we can still enjoy the stories about the fishin' and the tradin'.

All talking is good, negative and positive. Stabbing is bad; talking is good.

The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.

To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.