I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored.

Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.

Sorry - Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt.

If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people.

Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house.

Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.

One time I was at a swimming pool with my kids, a public pool. I had my daughter, my six year old, on my arm like this. She was like clamped on, and she's kicking. ... And then she got off and another random child just clamped on. It's like a rat. "Get off of me." "But I love you." "I don't know you, kid."