If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.

I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.

I do have very deep, fond memories of my family in Mexico City, but I also remember feeling funny for not speaking English - I was basically an immigrant. But I picked up the language fast and soon I knew that I wanted to be a writer.

When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.

I was an awkward kid.

Stand-up is probably the most solo performance in art.

My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!