I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.
You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience.
When you're young as a comic, you don't have a lot of leverage.
To me, art supplies are always okay to buy.
Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.
It's hard having kids because it's boring... It's just being with them on the floor while they be children. They read Clifford the Big Red Dog to you at a rate of 50 minutes a page, and you have to sit there and be horribly proud and bored at the same time.