I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat.

I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.

Life's too short to be an asshole, as an employer or as an employee.

Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.

Friends should always tell you the truth. But please don’t.

I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do.

The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.