My show is sort of a short-film anthology, and I'm able to tell little stories that don't necessarily carry a whole episode in terms of narrative. I like the audience not being sure what they're getting. I think it's more fun to watch something when you're discovering it as you go along.

There's no way you ask Sean Penn a question and then, you're gonna be HUGE !

Look at all the minorities around here! I'm the only majority.

I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.

A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.

I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it, and the first thought you should have is somebody else. You only ever need half a burger.

There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.