People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a bunch of people used to die on the way there, have a baby, you would end up with a whole different group of people by the time you got there. Now you watch a movie and [go to the toilet] and you're home.

To me, there's a huge difference between criticism and reviewing. I really love reading good criticism of television and film. To me, a critic is someone who analyzes a show, describes it, talks about the people in it, puts it in historical context of other shows like it, compares it and stuff, and then talks about the intent of the show and whether it failed or didn't.

I find that when people laugh really hard, it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered. That's my payoff.

I love stand-up more than anything, and I'm so happy to have found a way to use it in the show.

I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.

I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.

A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.