There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.

I killed my Facebook page years ago because time clicking around is just dead time. Your brain isn't resting and it isn't doing. I think people have to get their heads around this thing. All this unmitigated input is hurting folks.

I can't just sit on my daughter's bed and just say 'n---' all night and then put her to sleep. I just ain't gonna do that... I told the girls that these boys are racists, and they're not nice boys. But I think we can still enjoy the stories about the fishin' and the tradin'.

Maybe God is an asshole...of course not, he's not an asshole, he's imaginary.

Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed ... into my mouth.

You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They're mean, man. They're cold and very cool-oriented.

I'm enjoying the work while I get it right now.