There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

It's easier to cancel a show if it's expensive.

There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.

When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the TV back on and don't get any sleep.

People are always fighting for attention with things now because there's so much content. Actually, if you don't tell people stuff - you just keep your mouth shut - you don't have to whisper it, you just don't yell. Take the bullhorn off your mouth and it's a secret.

I grew up in a generation that had exponential technological advances.