Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.

You could drive a rental car until you don't want it. Just get out of it while it's moving and just walk away. No, I don't feel like being in that car any longer. Just call Hertz. Hi, your car is drifting into the intersection of 28th and Broadway, if you're interested. It's now your problem.

I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...

You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They're mean, man. They're cold and very cool-oriented.

For years, Blockbuster Video has edited movies. Like The Bad Lieutenant, when he's masturbating while the girls in the car are doing the thing. I rented it from Blockbuster and sped to that scene, and it was gone. I called up Blockbuster, and I'm like, "I got an erection, and the scene's not there."

...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new set of difficulties.

I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.