Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.

Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.

There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really curious about what people think they're doing when they're doing something evil, casually. I think it's really interesting, that we benefit from suffering so much, and we excuse ourselves from it.

My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people.

In 27 years doing this, I've seen a handful of truly great, masterful standup sets. One was Tig Notaro last night at Largo.

I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky; I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat.