Everything that's difficult you should be able to laugh about.

Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy.

If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.

My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people.

People don't talk to me on airplanes.

There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I hate you.' But to me, it's more interesting to say, 'What is this person like and how do they really think?'

I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from.