Performing comedy, you develop a rhythm of ideas and laughs. I live for it.

You're a tourist in sexual perversion. I'm a prisoner there.

Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood; it will give it to you.

I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.

I'm close to my audience. I think I have more tools in my box than other guys who might try it. Also, I know how to do this stuff. I know how to write and shoot and edit. I'm technically adept and that helped with the website. You need a big skill set.

Expensive quality work doesn't cost more - it pays.

You don't look down at your feet. A lot of comedians want to look down at their feet, but you break contact with the audience.