Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See?
I am really tired of looking at my hips. I'm seriously really tired of standing naked in the mirror and staring at my hips for hours and hours while muttering, "You hips. You hips need to get it together."
I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.
Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?
It's just a big excuse to say awful things.
I look around, pretty much 100% of the people driving are texting. And they're killing, everybody's murdering each other with their cars. But people are willing to risk taking a life and ruining their own because they don't want to be alone for a second because it's so hard.