Performing comedy, you develop a rhythm of ideas and laughs. I live for it.

I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.

You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't something that you possess, it's something that you take part in and witness.

I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out.

I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.

I've started to kind of hate people, and it's not because I have anything against them. It's just, I enjoy it. It's recreation.

[about being a father] I don't really remember what it was like before. Whatever I had going on, it was bullshit. It wasn't important. It's kind of a nice thing about being a dad. My identity is really about them now, and what I can do for them, so it sort of takes the pressure off of your own life. What am I going to do, who am I? Who cares, you've got to get your kids to school. So I like it that way.