I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.

A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.

All talking is good, negative and positive. Stabbing is bad; talking is good.

I just don't trust any of it. Every time I read something about how there's been another ridiculous climb of the Dow Jones, there's a part of me that goes, “This can't be good.” None of this is real money. You know what I mean? It's not like there's actually more of anything. It's just ideas. When people are getting richer and richer but they're not actually producing anything, it can't end well.

Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.’

If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye.

Sometimes I try to take a nap before shows. That clears my head.