I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.

I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.

If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

Performing comedy, you develop a rhythm of ideas and laughs. I live for it.

You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't something that you possess, it's something that you take part in and witness.

I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're going to be taken through.