What we've done with our modern food supply is absolute insanity. It's not even real any more. You used to be able to give a kid an apple and they would love it. Kids can't even taste apples any more. Apples taste like paper to kids now.
Louis C. K.I love stand-up more than anything, and I'm so happy to have found a way to use it in the show.
Louis C. K.People are always fighting for attention with things now because there's so much content. Actually, if you don't tell people stuff - you just keep your mouth shut - you don't have to whisper it, you just don't yell. Take the bullhorn off your mouth and it's a secret.
Louis C. K.A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.
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