The part that's difficult is being single, at 41, after 10 years of marriage and two kids. That's like having a bunch of money in a currency of a country that doesn't exist anymore.

Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.

I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head.

I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...

Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.

Comedians and Feminists... are natural enemies, because stereotypically-speaking, feminists can't take a joke and... comedians can't take criticism.

You would never do stand-up without an audience. I mean, no one would even consider it. It's like they're the instrument you're playing.