The part that's difficult is being single, at 41, after 10 years of marriage and two kids. That's like having a bunch of money in a currency of a country that doesn't exist anymore.

I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.

I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about.

Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.

You can't cancel my stand-up tours. It's impossible. There's too many separate bosses. There is no 'bosses.'

I do have very deep, fond memories of my family in Mexico City, but I also remember feeling funny for not speaking English - I was basically an immigrant. But I picked up the language fast and soon I knew that I wanted to be a writer.

If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the new one? I hate this thing.