I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head.

You would never do stand-up without an audience. I mean, no one would even consider it. It's like they're the instrument you're playing.

I was an awkward kid.

The ability to just sit there. That's being a person.

My show is sort of a short-film anthology, and I'm able to tell little stories that don't necessarily carry a whole episode in terms of narrative. I like the audience not being sure what they're getting. I think it's more fun to watch something when you're discovering it as you go along.

All talking is good, negative and positive. Stabbing is bad; talking is good.

To me, art supplies are always okay to buy.