You would never do stand-up without an audience. I mean, no one would even consider it. It's like they're the instrument you're playing.

I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.

You're a tourist in sexual perversion. I'm a prisoner there.

I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system.

It's easier to cancel a show if it's expensive.

Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.

Some entertainers don't pay attention to what's going on around them.