I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...

Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.

The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better.

Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy.

I remember the day I saw my hair was thinning. I don't remember caring much. I don't care. It's just hair. It never bothered me much. I was pretty young, too. And it happened and is happening very slowly. I have a feeling dead people get really mad when we complain about losing hair.

Pushing the envelope' sort of implies that you're inside the envelope with everyone else, and you're trying to find the edges on the outsides.

Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it.