For years, Blockbuster Video has edited movies. Like The Bad Lieutenant, when he's masturbating while the girls in the car are doing the thing. I rented it from Blockbuster and sped to that scene, and it was gone. I called up Blockbuster, and I'm like, "I got an erection, and the scene's not there."

You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They're mean, man. They're cold and very cool-oriented.

If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people.

God is like a shitty girlfriend.

If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye.

Here's how my brain works: It's stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then further analysis.

Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.