The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don't look in your neighbor's bowl to see if you have as much as them.

I look around, pretty much 100% of the people driving are texting. And they're killing, everybody's murdering each other with their cars. But people are willing to risk taking a life and ruining their own because they don't want to be alone for a second because it's so hard.

Young people don't even consider that it's a good idea to be out on the fringe, which is where good ideas come from.

You're a tourist in sexual perversion. I'm a prisoner there.

I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.

I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.

If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the new one? I hate this thing.