Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two.
Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house.
I don't have a brother in real life.
Look at all the minorities around here! I'm the only majority.
You have to be able to do a bunch of things at once, and not think about things you're not doing while you're doing other things. You have to be disciplined about not trying to do everything, all at the same time. It's hard and fun.
When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.'