I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.

The only road to doing good shows, is doing bad shows.

I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.

Why can't we have racism that's ignorant but nice? You could have stereotypes that are positive about race. You could say, "Those Chinese people, they can fly!" "You know about the Puerto Ricans? They're made of candy!"

I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...

If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people.

The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better.