I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.

You know what our number one threat is? Heart disease.

Everything is amazing and nobody is happy

Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.

I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system.

It's just a big excuse to say awful things.

It’s been a very old thing for people to gather together and laugh at stuff. The first comedian in America really was Abraham Lincoln. He used to go to a pub near where he lived and stand in front of the fire and he packed the place every night and he would just talk and bust everybody in their guts. He was just a hilarious speaker and that’s what he did.