Don't text or twitter during the show. Just live your life. Don't keep telling people what you're doing. Just, because also - also - it lights up your big dumb face.

The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better.

It's easier to cancel a show if it's expensive.

I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'

Don't text or twitter during the show. Just live your life. Don't keep telling people what you're doing. Just, because also - also - it lights up your big dumb face.

My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people.