Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.

I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.

I love comedians. They're my community.

You can't cancel my stand-up tours. It's impossible. There's too many separate bosses. There is no 'bosses.'

Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house.

Apple embodies a lot of what have been defined as feminine traits: an emphasis on intuitive design, intellect, a strong sense of creativity, and that striving to always make the greatest version of something.

I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.