Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.

I was in a hotel room in Dallas, and I was jerking off so much and so sadly and pathetically, that the phone rang, and I thought it's them, they're complaining. ... "Sir, could you please stop?"

Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See?

I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head.

A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.

Everything that people say is testable.

Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two.