I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're going to be taken through.

I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of grades in high school.

Maybe God is an asshole...of course not, he's not an asshole, he's imaginary.

Comedians and Feminists... are natural enemies, because stereotypically-speaking, feminists can't take a joke and... comedians can't take criticism.

You know what our number one threat is? Heart disease.

To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.