To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.

What we've done with our modern food supply is absolute insanity. It's not even real any more. You used to be able to give a kid an apple and they would love it. Kids can't even taste apples any more. Apples taste like paper to kids now.

I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of grades in high school.

America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out.

I'm not raising the children, I'm raising the grown ups that they're going to be.

Working in TV and navigating success is a tricky thing. It's easier to navigate the hard work of starting out because you just do anything they let you do, but once you get into an orbit, after the thrusters have pushed you into the orbit, now you have to navigate that orbit. There's no choices when you're starting out. You're just like, "Please, let me do anything." But then it turns around and it's like, "We'll let you do anything".

I have Twitter so I can tell people what I want them to buy and they give me money.