To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.

Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed a four-year-old? Take it on!

The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.

I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of grades in high school.

You're a tourist in sexual perversion. I'm a prisoner there.

I would rather be with my kids than anybody else.

The earliest stand-up comedy I was aware of was Bill Cosby. I watched Saturday Night Live as soon as I was aware of it, and Monty Python used to be on PBS at weird hours, so I used to try to watch that. And I loved George Carlin on SNL, that was the first stand-up I ever really remember seeing on TV. And then Steve Martin. I guess I was in fifth or sixth grade when Steve Martin showed up, and he was instantly my idol. And Richard Pryor around the same time too, I sort of became aware of him, though I don't remember the first time I saw him.