To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.

I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.

Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.

I like all ladies of all different ages.

You have to do a show as honestly as you can. But you also can't afford skepticism, because it's preparing for failure, which is useless.

Every year white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I've heard educated white people say, 'slavery was 400 years ago.' No it very wasn't. It was 140 years ago...that's two 70-year-old ladies living and dying back to back. That's how recently you could buy a guy.

My uncles were all funny. My dad wasn't funny, but my uncles were all funny. Now I go back and I like him better than them, they were manipulative funny.