To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.

People say, 'My phone sucks.' No, it doesn’t! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone.

Stand-up is probably the most solo performance in art.

It's just a big excuse to say awful things.

I killed my Facebook page years ago because time clicking around is just dead time. Your brain isn't resting and it isn't doing. I think people have to get their heads around this thing. All this unmitigated input is hurting folks.

I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out.

I've been having a lot of trouble sleeping as we all should. I dunno. You don't live that long. It doesn't matter.