To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.

It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

You ever go to shop for tuna, and it says "dolphin safe", and you look at it and kind of go, "Yeah, but"-like somehow you think it's not going to be as good? Like, "I want to do the right thing-but it's probably kind of bland without the dolphin."

Everything that people say is testable.

My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people.

Friends should always tell you the truth. But please don’t.

My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes.