I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye.

I don't know if you've ever had just five dollars in the bank, but I've found that if that's all you have, you can't get it out.

I'm enjoying the work while I get it right now.

Either I'll never get rich from the show but remain intensely proud of the work and stand behind every second of it, or it catches on and I'll make my money down the road.

I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.

I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system.