I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new set of difficulties.

All talking is good, negative and positive. Stabbing is bad; talking is good.

I wish I could [keep a journal]. I have a lot of journals with one page half written in. I sometimes will write myself a quick email on my Blackberry when I think of something.

If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the new one? I hate this thing.

I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.

You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't something that you possess, it's something that you take part in and witness.