Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood; it will give it to you.

You would never do stand-up without an audience. I mean, no one would even consider it. It's like they're the instrument you're playing.

Performing comedy, you develop a rhythm of ideas and laughs. I live for it.

When I was a kid there was a show called 'Holmes & Yo-Yo' about a robot cop. I LOVED that show and I think it only lasted like three episodes.

I'd like to name my kid a whole phrase. You know, something like Ladies and Gentlemen. That'll be a cool name for a kid. This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen! Then, when he gets out of hand, I get to go, Ladies and Gentlemen, please!

I like all ladies of all different ages.

You can do eight things. We got it down to eight for you.