Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood; it will give it to you.

Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two.

Performing comedy, you develop a rhythm of ideas and laughs. I live for it.

Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it.

My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people.

I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of grades in high school.

Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed ... into my mouth.