To me, there's a huge difference between criticism and reviewing. I really love reading good criticism of television and film. To me, a critic is someone who analyzes a show, describes it, talks about the people in it, puts it in historical context of other shows like it, compares it and stuff, and then talks about the intent of the show and whether it failed or didn't.

I was in a hotel room in Dallas, and I was jerking off so much and so sadly and pathetically, that the phone rang, and I thought it's them, they're complaining. ... "Sir, could you please stop?"

I like all ladies of all different ages.

To me, art supplies are always okay to buy.

I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two.

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'